Klingon Etsy

Being the proud owner of the largest mustache in Starfleet isn't enough to prevent Captain Donald Varley from getting the USS Yamato destroyed in the Neutral Zone a mere 10 days after assuming command due to an obsession with amateur space archaeology. Did we mention it was the Enterprise's sister ship and one of the most expensive vessels in the fleet? Way to go, Donny boy. Is Klingon Etsy a good Etsy or the best Etsy? How many dress models are acceptable for Romulans to choose from? Why do the O'Briens argue over dinner when they could replicate separate dishes? Find the escape pods, because Donald's dragging us all to Sto-vo-kor.