System J-25 is Nowheresville, which is why one particularly unusually mellow Borg cube was sent to assimilate anything found there. Lucky for them, who comes along but the USS Enterprise. Now they could show the Collective their real potential! That is, after they manage to get rid of that loser Larry of Five. What's with Riker's dramatic wall poses? Could the Hood survive a cube? Exactly how did Bones end up with Q having a crush on him? Red alert, the Borg are coming!