When you're halfway to a new planet with a boatload of amorphous colonists only to find out that it's infested by human pests, what's a Sheliak director to do? Get a can of raid? Or talk tough about treaties with Starfleet's sexiest captain while wearing your blingiest wrap? Make the humies do the dirty work! Why is space poker like normal poker, but space chess is like crazy 3-d nonsense chess? Do they really dub "eh" at the end of Riker's lines in Canada rebroadcasts? What would Volkov do to protect a new world of customers? It's time for another round of "Guess that anatomy!"