Captain Taggert of the USS Repulse should be overjoyed when Doc Pulaski high-tails it for the Enterprise, but he's already wrapping a bow on a shuttlecraft to get her back. Is it Stockholm syndrome? Do the Excelsior-class ship captains have their own mailing list? What happens when Admiral "Old As Balls" Bones takes over as the Hood's CMO? And Kalas is pregnant? Buckle up, it's going to get crusty and awkward.

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