The SS Tsiolkovsky is doing what all Oberth-class vessels do, making science and trying not to blow up while looking at a collapsing red giant star. Then it gets a bad case of polywater intoxication and it's party until you freeze to death. Captain Misha Volkov is suffering from major career burnout, so instead of solving the problem she decides to take the polywater situation and a suggestion from the shady Orion scientist Dr. Chadzik and synthesizes polywater as the newest club drug to hit Risa, "Polyanna". How will the Hood's DeSoto save the day? Get a designated driver, it's episode 2!
Opening Segment Edit
Ship of the Week Edit
The brothers discuss the ill-fated Oberth-class SS Tsiolkovsky, which strangely lacks a "U" before the SS despite being a Starfleet vessel.
They theorize about its captain, deciding her name was Misha Volkov, and ponder if the fate of the ship's crew was as clear cut as it first seems.