Starfleet treated the USS Hathaway the same way it treats all its old starships, ditching it in a random, isolated orbit waiting for anyone passing by to discover. Fortunately for the old girl, it gets picked by Will Riker's dodgeball team for wargames. Will this be Captain Riker's first loss ever? Will Crewman Daniels vacuum all of the derelict ship's carpet in time? What would Will do if he was stuck in the delta quadrant?! So many questions, so little time!