Like any other Romulan vessel, the Haakona is all business up front and party in the back. Sub-commander Taris just wants to get through another day violating the Neutral Zone with square shoulder pads, but the Federation just won't give her a break. Meanwhile, the Haakona's engineering team are running a speakeasy in the ship's superstructure to deal with the stress of being randomly displaced through time literally all the time. Kyle's collecting toy starships, and Conrad wants to know what the gagh is like in Klingon farmers markets. Brace for impact, it's a Romulan first!
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