When a whole world is addicted to space drugs because they can't tell the difference between narcotics and antibiotics, you end up with substandard, sublight freighters like the Sanction, complete with hillbilly cargo handlers and more mullets than you can shake a phaser at. Is that what Riker's face looks like every time with the ladies? Are the O'Briens the worst couple in science-fiction? Can Tasha straight talk Wesley into avoiding space drugs? Don't reach for the medicine cabinet, because the Brothers Weems are here to help.